Chicken Fried Rice for Everybody

Posted by Jez on August 17th, 2006 at 08:15am

I heard someone shout “Chicken Fried Rice For Everybody” yesterday whilst I was out in Bracknell. I put it down to a marauding nutter as we were nowhere near a Chinese takeaway! However, and I mean However,, this morning, on my way to work, listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 (yes, that puerile twat, but other than local radio or Radio Quiet there’s not a lot of choice, besides, it’s great when he goes on holiday and the true talent that is Scott Mills takes over), he had a similar experience! Being a bit troubled that I was having similar experiences to that twat i thought I would put up this post and see if anyone searches for the phrase “Chicken Fried Rice For Everybody”, thus telling me that i am alone in being in the same boat as Chris Moyles (imagine; boat, fat sweaty person, complete with “fat” voice, my immediate sense of humour loss, but I digress).

Please let me know if you have had the phrase above shouted at, by or near you! It’s important. I really want to know what it means and remove the ties that I have with Radio 1’s hair pile morning DJ.

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